Squirrel Power

Dedicated to the enduring and enlightening power of the lithe and energetic tree rat. I am Squirrel Girl - one with the squirrel-like power to dart, shriek and eat until I'm sick.

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Hey Hef


Well, even though tomorrow is officially Halloween, I dressed up and went to a party with a lot of folks I know at Bunnys house. Danielle is the dashing blue haired beauty in the photo with me. She looks like a Bladerunner/anime starlet. It was great, esp when we got to catch Parker and Lily at Little Kings mid swing. Tomorrow night shall be a continuation of such and sorts. Amen.

Friday, October 28, 2005

Christopher!!


Matt of CHIEF told me I should be Adriana of the Sopranos for Halloween. I'm not sure
1) whether this is an insult or a joke
2) whether I could pull this off
I think I would end up being asked, "are you dressed as a hooker?" or told "cool 80s costume. not very original, though." I'm definitely hitting up Junkman's tonight.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Sara Goldfarb


I feel like the mother from Requiem for a Dream today. I took a Claritin 24 hour on accident last night and I have been wigging out like a motherfucker. I got about 4 hours of sleep, and the worst of it is that the medicine only seems to make me strung out and does nothing for my cold symptoms. Most of my friends who have seen me today just start ignoring me because I can't stop talking, and I don't care if they're listening anyways. I think I finally understand how people with Tourette's feel. Or people with a speed addiction. I am tweaking out and writing papers and dressing as a drag queen today. I will tell you about the last part if you ask me.

Monday, October 24, 2005

Sdotty Dose


I need this today. Badly. My snot is running like a river today, and I haven't got enough sleeves.

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Battle of the Bulge


This is a special pic for the laydaze visiting squirrel power. Everyone likes a nice fratty boy with too tight jeans and a big ol bulge. Right gals?
Actually bulges can be quite distracting, like camel toes. You want to look at their eyes but you can't move them away from the highly accentuated crotch. It's creep factor 10 in most cases.

Friday, October 21, 2005

NERDVILLE


In November this amazing man is going to put out the fourth book in his series "A Feast for Crows" - a fantasy series I started 2 summers ago - a novel which I have been expectantly waiting for. I highly recommend it to anyone with an imagination that likes to read!
Go to READ IT

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

athena has blessed us


According to AOL.com, Athens is one of the top 5 places to retire and one of the top 7 places to live in the US. Damn! Didn't know we were so lucky, huh?
ATHENS ROCKS
Everyone complains "there's nothing to do in Athens" which is total bullshit. If you are lazy and uncreative then there is nothing to do except drink and watch tv. LAME!
I'm not saying I want to live here forever, but maybe it explains why I've been here for almost 7 years...

Monday, October 17, 2005

Send Me an Angel


Romance is in the air this Halloween~ As you and your main crotch search out cute couple ideas don't forget to check out the "SSQQ club." They know how to make Halloween a sensual and creative event that is welcoming to anyone (white and over 35 and who has paid all their lesson fees to Gary).

For some Halloween inspiration that is truly frightening, check out the hottt couples who went all out with wacky costumes for last year's contest in Houston. Hold on to your stomachs while catwoman's tight leather pants take you for a ride.
Sexxxy!
photos here.

Sunday, October 16, 2005

It's in the basement of the Alamo...


I bought tarot cards last week - now I am ready to predit the future. Call me for a free reading*

(first 5 minutes free. remaining time is $2.99/minute)

Friday, October 14, 2005

Clap Your Hands

Wanna know how to get to llama school? Or how to tell if someone is crescent fresh?
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LLAMA SCHOOL!

Songs courtesy of music geniuses Sifl and Olly

Monday, October 10, 2005

Cracked Out

Drugs are a growing problem in the squirrel community. Todays young skwerlz are exposed to various illlegal substances, many of which they abuse openly. Scientific research helps us to understand the addiction and the trauma:

"Squirrels on crack" Oct 7 2005
South London Press

NATURE lovers fear that squirrels could become hooked on crack cocaine plundered from addicts' hidden stashes. The furry animals are thought to be behind a new drugs turf war in Brixton - stealing rocks of crack hidden in front gardens. Tough police action to rid the town centre of dealers and addicts has seen crackheads abandon their usual drug stash hideouts. But the blitz has displaced some dealing into nearby residential streets. Drug addicts are known to be hiding small stashes of crack rocks in people's front lawns late at night. Squirrels have been spotted in the same front gardens, seemingly hunting out the buried narcotics. The discovery has led some residents to speculate that the squirrels are already in the grips of addiction. One resident, who asked for his name to be withheld, told the South London Press. "I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash. An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds.
It looked like it knew what it was looking for. It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging. It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks." Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US. They are known to live in parks frequented by addicts in New York and Washington DC. The squirrels have attacked park visitors in their frenzied search for their next fix. An RSPCA spokesman said he was unaware of the squirrels taking crack in Brixton.

If a squirrel tries to sell you some crack during your walk on north campus or some sort of park-like atmosphere, quickly say No and walk away.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Kitty Wrangler


I bought my cat a harness and leash this weekend, not only because I am strange but because I saw a girl with her cat out at jittery joe's and got inspired. Buddha was slinking around and tweaking out when I put the harness on him and wasn't much different when we went outside. I'm sure I looked like a lunatic to all my neighbors who think "Oh what a cute little dog....oh wait. What the fuck?" but I've been ambivalent to society's judgements for a long time now. Most of my friends will back me up on this based on my behavior in public.
I just want to provide my little friend with some freedom, he always looks so sad when I get to go outside and he is forced to stay in. I also don't want to risk him becoming a pancake on Lumpkin Street.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

In the News


This just in for the 6th day of the unfinished week of October...
1 Squirrelgirl still has not paid rent due yesterday
2 She slept 5 hours last night trying to complete assignments due today
3 She has one more class today until she collapses - the class is 3 hours long and about krausism in Spain (bleh!)
4 Her sink is full of dirty dishes
5 Her brain is not fully functioning (as she thinks you will be amused by such personal information)
6 She has many projects due and exams coming up soon after - none of which she has prepared for
7 She finished season five of sopranos last night
8 She will be drunk tonight some time after 11 pm
9 Her "fresh laundry" has been sitting on the floor since Sunday
10 She owes her Dad 200$

That's all the news that's fit to print folks!

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Full Moon Fever


Something bad/traumatic/crazy/strange happened to everyone I know on Monday. Why is this? It's like everything in the universe went bananas and took us with it.
Halloween is nigh (well, this month) and I have no idea what I will be. Last year it was something involving S&M and a black corset that came off looking like a sorority girl at a pimps and hos party. Hopefully I'll get creative this year. Any ideas?

Monday, October 03, 2005

Hottt


This qualifies as rated X for Xtra steamy.

Creepy


http://www.pentagonstrike.co.uk/
The government always lies. Is this proof? Really disturbing nonetheless.