Hey Rubella

This is a test of the Emergency Blog Network to see if Kare Bear of Olympia, Washington is reading.
This is only a test.

I Have a Penis?

When you google image my name (don't ask) this picture appears. At least there aren't any crazy party photos of me floating around on the world wide web. I am surprised at how much testosterone I've built up, though.

Dr. Wiley

The best Nintendo game(and that's old school now) is
MEGAMAN II.

And in a close second comes Gauntlet.

Stuff Em and Fluff Em

I found this wonderful website, www.acaseofcuriosities.com, that has an up and coming artform - taxidermy. It has lots of stuffed animals dressed like humans and posed in different real life situations. Pretty disturbing, yet somehow very amusing.
I have always thought about starting a band where half the members are animals that play (or seizure and vibrate next to) an instrument when you flip a switch or pull a chord. Kind of like the animantronic posers at Chuck E Cheese, but better and much creepier. It would be an homage to George Harrison's video for his 80s "I've got my mind set on you" that was popular when I was 6 and PeeWee's Playhouse was cool.

Oh Orlando

It's Saturday! And even though I have to work on homework all weekend, I am going out tonight to dance and act a fool. I hope it proves to be an old fashioned wild night on the town. Probably I will end up sick, sore or embarassed - but hey, at least I have good intentions. And if anyone gives me shit I will reference my blog and claim that I AM innocent - and no that wasn't me who did air guitar on the floor, and that must have been someone else who told you that your best friend is a douchebag.

"And now I'm back in school, and though the faces may have changed the hassles are still the same"

Bow Chicka Wow

Ladies, ladies. I keep hearing you complain about how there's no such thing as a nice, cute single guy anymore. I don't know where you've been, but you must not have been in southern America. Here in Dixieland we have a wide array of intelligent, sexy bachelors who believe in progressive politics like feminism and equal rights. And don't listen to the accusations of intolerance - it's all an evil rumor started by the Northern Aggressors.

Diarrhea Cha Cha Cha

I have eaten nachos 3 times this week. I always seem to eat them the most during really stressful weeks. It makes sense that I would be stressed right now, as I have been working on 6 different projects for my classes.
So I guess the equation,

Rachel + Stress - Sleep + Nachos - Health = Liquified Poo Rockets

And if you think that's gross that's too bad. I'm only saying what you were already thinking/pooping.

George Clinton sez "You betta check yo self! Everbody poopoos!"

What Would Jesus Bomb?

For all the criggity crazy people out there who think that Bush is a "good christian" all I want to know is WWJD? If God = Love than where does violence fit into the equation? Would he bomb a country b/c they pissed him off? Did he get even with the people who crucified him? Oh wait, I guess he could have sent them all to Hell...

Oh shit

Look who got re-elected everybody!

And to think that wonderful conservatives like my father, who revere Bush as a good christian man, helped this "special" man to continue abusing power.
I'm so f-ing mad.